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how 'bout Shrek is love Shrek is life

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c**t. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

One day, while Andy was masterbating, and Woody, got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched Andy as he stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy, which startled him and cause him to pee all over the floor; And on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever. Woody said, “Andy-senpai!! I’m alive, and I want to be….. Inside of you!!” Andy said, “Oh Woody-Chan, I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube, and rubbed it all over his head. Woody exclaimed, “Oh my!! It’s cherry flavored lube, cherry is myyyy favorite!” Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy’s tight ass. The other toys in the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth, into Andy’s nice ass; Continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became so…. Aroused, and they all gathered around Woody and Andy, and started to urinate all over them, and they started to masterbait. Andy exclaimed, “Oh my goodness, Woody-Chan! You’re churning my insides up so well! Your plastic nose is stimulating my prostate!! Oh, yes Andy!!” All the other toys became SO aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed woody completely inside Andy’s tight kawaii ass, and they all started to go inside too. All of them wanted to be inside Andy’s nice, round ass. Andy screeched, “No, wait fellas! My ass cannot hold this much! I’m getting so full 🤤!!” All the toys went inside of poor, squirming Andy’s asshole, and just like you could guess, he was pretty much VERY full, and Andy died, from having his insides so sexually stimulated. The mother came inside and saw Andy, dead, with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus. With a huge belly, fully of sexually deviant toys. The sight disgusted her, or…. Perhaps…. Did it? Only time will tell……

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