pagan Rome got humiliated in the Teutoburg forest while Christianity did the impossible and civilized Germania

Germania never became civilised.
Germania STILL is not civilised.

I can think of one time Germania became civilised...

Was the time when SADolf SHITler rallied up a nation of psychopaths to wage a war of annihilation and got utterly crushed in said war?

The nazis weren't civilised. They were filthy barbarian animals that deserved to be crushed for waging a ruthless war that killed tens of millions of Europeans.

Your idols were losers. Mines are victors.

Your pagan idols weren't victorious against Christianity though. Otherwise they wouldn't have all converted to it. Instead Christianity grew like no other faith ever has and became the dominant religion of Western civilisation.

My pagan idols were already victors long before Christ's alleged lifetime.
Their legacy idolised by Christian's themselves up until this day. Calling Alexander or Octavian Christians or losers is a laughably bad take.

Christianity is rapidly declining all thought the west and being supplanted by atheism, paganism, East Asian religions and Islam.

Your argument that Christianity won and is superior is based on false historical revisionism. Christianity took hold in Rome by Emperor Constantine royal decree and pagans were oppressed by the might of the roman state, not because christianity is a better religion.

Christianity has spread throughout the world by missionaries and colonisers who destroy native peoples and cultures in order to spread. The inquisition, the Salem witch trials, many more horrific forms if oppression and torture has been fished out in the name of Christianity.

Paganism declined rapidly in the first place. It remains both smaller in number and growth than Christianity. Christianity is still increasing in number every year.

Your arguments sound no different to third workers who complain about European colonialism.

Ehhh no. Christianity is declining in the west. Paganism over every kind is growing.

Why do you care? 🤪🙃

Again, why do you even care?