People who say “win-win” to ts are the corniest mfs imaginable

you do know that these are supposed to have a downside right

I would

*gets a call from bank account*
Dude, you're never gonna believe this.

You lost all your f**king money. Some weird ass cat wizard thing said it was "compensation." Do you authorize this, or should we kick them out?

wdym you got free 1 million dollar you shoul dbe happy

use the money to pay someone to turn you into a catgirl

I costs $1,000,001

YES

yes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
at least i can get autodesk maya now

I’ll just press it 100 times

I ran a program to spin it 100 times and it landed on dollar all 100 times

Then keep going

You only said 100 times

Keep. Going.

if i keep going it would only be fair to change it to a 1 in 200 chance

No. Keep pressing it until it lands on cat girl

I don’t care for the money, I’m fine financially rn

so 1 in ∞ chance to land on cat girl

Bro really doesn’t want me to be happy

i jus need to keep it equivalent to 1 in 99 chance gng

also how will being a catgirl make you happy aren't you already transfem you can just put cat ears on

True….
But I want the real thing grrrr
/silly

warning: you need to register your name in The Poop List otherwise you’ll lose the right to poop

what the f**k are you talking about

notice how toady was the only one to reply to this comment

weird ass sponge

so basically get 1 million or nothing changes

If I press it one hundred times, I guaranteed to get both.

that's not how probability works

Bud I wan be kitty 3:

both are good

Win-neutral

I'd press it because it has decent odds

Yes

Ok 🔥

I mean
I'm already a girl so it doesn't matter

Yea

Yes

Heh