THERE'S AN OLD JOKE FROM THE SOVIET UNION. EVERY DAY, A MAN STOPS AT A NEWS STAND AND BUYS A NEWSPAPER. HE READS THE HEADLINE, SWEARS, AND THROWS IT AWAY. THE OWNER ASKS HIM WHY HE KEEPS DOING THAT. THE MAN SAYS HE'S READING THE OBITUARY.
THE OWNER SAYS BUT THE OBITUARIES ARE IN THE BACK. THE MAN SAYS, THIS ONE WILL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE.
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