Indictment

Gasp! You mean his own daughter wrote about Trump taking showers with her when she was a teenager? Trump has been on stage shaking hands with ghosts? Trump has repeatedly fallen UP flights of stairs and has tripped over clearly visible sand bags? Oh wait, no, that was physically fit and mentally sharp as a tack Joe Biden.

I cant wait till he's un alived, fir real this time, no fake assassination attempts

Very true. But somehow, none of that bothers his followers: it's quite an indictment of their moral and intellectual capacities.