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America | AMERICA...BEFORE ALL THE SISSIES TOOK OVER | image tagged in dark humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
71 views 8 upvotes Made by TrustiGoat 9 hours ago in Dark_humour
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Back In My Day Meme | BACK IN MY DAY, WE GAVE 4 YEAR OLDS KNIVES IF THEY KILLED THEMSELVES, THAT'S LESS STUPID PEOPLE IN THE ECONOMY | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Happy kid | WOW GRANDPA THAT'S COOL! CAN I GET A GUN AND A KNIFE TOO! AND YOUR RIGHT IF STUPID PEOPLE KILLED THEMSELVES THE LES THEY WILL BE! | image tagged in happy kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bald Eagle Catching Baseball | image tagged in bald eagle catching baseball | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
AMERICAAAAA!!! Bald eagles doing the cha-cha on top of a Ford F-150 while sipping Mountain Dew Code Red through bendy straws shaped like Abraham Lincoln’s beard. Fireworks exploding every time someone says “freedom.” You ever seen a cheeseburger drive a motorcycle into a basketball hoop? Because in America, THAT’S A WEDNESDAY. AMERICAAAAAAAA!!! O say can you SEEEEEE!!! By the DAAAAAAAAWN’S EARLY LIIIIIGHT!!! That’s right, we sing the Star-Spangled Bamner (not Banner—BAMNER, because it hits like a bald eagle uppercut) every time someone finishes a hotdog. In this country, if you don’t burst into the national anthem at the slightest inconvenience, you’re legally required to watch Nicolas Cage movies until you do. AMERICA! AMERICA is the only place where you can buy a jet ski at Walmart and immediately use it in a fountain shaped like George Washington’s mullet. We invented basketball, jazz, and tactical glitter cannons. Our national flower is a slice of pizza with sunglasses. We pledge allegiance to the Waffle House. AMERICA!!! AND THE ROCKETS’ REEEEEED GLLLAAAAAAARE!! THE BOMBSSSS BURSTING IN AAAAIR!!! Gave proof through the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT—THAT OUR FLAAAAAG WAS STILL THERRRRRRE!!! [guitar solo by a raccoon in a cowboy hat] This song has been playing on loop since 1776. Every 4th of July, we crank it up until the moon can hear us.Did you know every American is born with the ability to grill burgers using only elbow grease and the word “YEEHAW”? It’s a genetic mutation that only activates when you're within 50 feet of a lawnmower. Also, if you eat 3 apple pies in under 5 minutes, you unlock access to a hidden Cracker Barrel dimension. AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!O say does that STAAAAAAAR SPAAAAANGLED BAMNNNNNNEEEER YEET WAAAAAAAAVE!!! O’er the laaaaaand of the FREEEEE—AND THE HOME… OF THEEEEEE….BRAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!A flaming eagle flies across the screen, screaming freedom in Morse code. Every presidential candidate must wrestle a robotic bear filled with BBQ sauce before taking office. The Declaration of Independence is laminated and kept in a vault behind a Chuck E. Cheese in Ohio. Our currency is printed on beef jerky and smells like vanilla patriotism. AMERICAAAAAA, BABY!!! In America, if you say “freedom” three times in front of a mirror, a military marching band appears in your bathroom and starts performing on your toilet. There are 17 secret types of denim only revealed to those who deep fry a bald eagle-shaped Twinkie. Every school
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has an emergency bald eagle whistle in case of unpatrioticness. AMERICA!!! AMERICAAAAA!!! AMERICAAAAAA!!! AMERICAAAAAAA!!! We replaced the Statue of Liberty's torch with a glowing hot dog for a week in 2013 and honestly, she looked better. Our science labs are powered by explosions and old Toby Keith CDs. The only unit of measurement that matters is “football fields per bald eagle scream.” AMERICAAAA!!! AND THE HOOOOOOOOOME… OF THEEEEEEEEE… BRAVVVVVVVVVE!!!The final note is sung by a sentient Harley-Davidson wearing aviators and waving a sparkler.If you’re not yelling, grilling, dancing, and doing cartwheels through a cloud of American spirit dust right now, ARE YOU EVEN LIVING? Because THIS—THIS RIGHT HERE—is the land of freedom, goofiness, and screaming eagles on pogo sticks. GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!AMERICA. America? AMERICAAA!! aMeRiCa. americAAAAAaaaaaaa. A M E R I C A. 🇺🇸America in the morning, America in my cereal, America on my elbows, America in the air fryer. AMERICA. AMERICA?! AMERRRRRICA. AmericamericaamericaMERICA. America. A M E R I C A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ! ! ! ! ! Whisper it. Shout it. Eat it. Be it. America x500. AMERIBRAAAHHHHHH. AMERICA inside of AMERICA. America². America the remix featuring 38 screaming eagles and a choir of bald raccoons. AMERICA. AMERICA. America. AmErIcAaaaaaAAAAAA. 🎆AMERICA IN SPACE. AMERICA ON ICE. AMERICA WITH CHEESE. AMERICA HOLD THE LETTUCE. America, but backwards: Acirema. Still slaps. AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA. America in italics: America. America in bold: AMERICA. America in your dreams. America in your fridge. America riding a T-Rex through a monster truck rally made of fireworks. AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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That is a very accurate description of America also everyone's best friend is Chuck Norris If you f*** with him you die
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mfs call ANYTHING dark humor
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Some mfs dunno what it is......
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AMERICA...BEFORE ALL THE SISSIES TOOK OVER