President Trump is a flawed man, but he is anti-socialist and pro-American. Much better than the alternative. Not sure his tariff is a good idea, but we'll see. Would like him to cut the government faster, and especially cut government spending.
President Trump is famously vain, but he is always singing the praises of his country. Obama apologized for the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. Biden said America's worst problem was white supremacy. It is refreshing not to hear un-American crap like that.
Humans do not lick themselves because they can't. They would if they could. That is the joke. People do stuff because they can. Marxists have no sense of humor, so you probably still don't get it.