This sounds like a story i'd like to bring into a time machine and present it to the first official female basketball team
Why? I dont know. But it should happen at the first opportunity.
REMEMBER THAT TIME THE DEMOCRATS SAID THE WNBA SHOULD MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS THE MEN AND THEY HAD TO STOP A GAME BC ONE OF THE PLAYERS WIG HAD FALLEN OFF AND SOMEBODY THREW A D!1D0 ON THE COURT; PEPPERIDGE FARMS REMEMBERS