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My dad works as a General Manager for a food store near where I live. Keep in mind that my father is old af lmao. One of his workers told him to look up "skibidi toilet" so he did so on one of the ordering ipads that are on there. A few moments later a customer walked up to him asking to order (because the other ipads weren't working) and when he went on it, the search for skibidi toilet (along with images of it) popped up right infront where the customer could see.

scary 😬

That had to have been some sight to see, let me tell you.

Lmao

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My brother randomly decides to piss himself 3 times a day like what

There was a time where i watched my older brother piss all over the carpet.
He was around 3 years old. (I myself don't understand how i remember that)

Bruh 💔

i shot a raccoon out of a tree at midnight using nothing but my hunting rifle, a headlamp held on top of the scope, a stick and a lawn chair

How bro felt after doing that:

cut off his head and put his skull on my chicken coop (he was tryin to eat one of my chickens)

Nice.

thx bro

This mentally challenged kid who joined my band this year doesn’t know what a door stopper is

You will go to hell if you make fun of him.

some guy on this site threatened to rape me then found all my person social medias and eventually said he will come to my town.

Oh shit…

That is why i always have a VPN turned on for just in case if the person is smart enough to track my IP address and actually find me in person. I also suggest to completely ignore anybody who says anything like that to you.

I almost got struck by lightning, and then proceeded to shut and piss myself

Damn.

I have only been electrocuted hard enough to knock me on my ass and start jittering all around for a couple seconds. So just imagine being struck by an actual bolt of lightning.

SOBS WHAT WAS THE LAST PART

True story, I actually pissed and shit myself, I was like maybe 6 years old