How is shadow a ped- oooohhhhh, wait isn’t Maria just his friend?

the age gap:

Shadow was not 50 damn years old when Maria was around

oh ok

Yeah so shadow wasn’t the pedo, Maria was-

papyrus:

“yo papyrus what are you doing”

“MONSTER KID EEHEHEHEHEHHE”

im dead, but he did date frisk only to friendzone

Nuh uh

BRIBRIBROBRO THAT GUY'S BODY LOOKS SO UNNSTURAL AND UNHEALTHT WHAT RVEN I THST

Shadow is a Latina kisser