Everything she can to cover it up

If he did the crime, he does the time. IDGAF.

Or, I don't claim other's work?

While Imgflip allows users to create freely, its terms of use stress respecting copyright and intellectual property rights, requiring users to have permission for any content they upload or modify. Did you get their permission?

Of course. I'll have a certified copy mailed to you. I'll just need your credit card number, last 4 of your social, and your mother's maiden name.

Wouldn’t you need my address, too?

Not after I get those other 3 things.

I don’t have a mother. My parents are gay men who adopted me. I’m also here illegally so I don’t have a SSN.

You're really an IA, aren't you?

Nope. I’m Polish.

They're sharing SSNs so they can work.