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Michelle Obama is a MAN | RAISE YOUR HAND; IF YOU'RE SURE THAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN IN DRAG | image tagged in raise your hand,obama,man,homo,drag | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Biden sniffs Michelle Obama | SHHH...
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Ah look here folks.....we have Joan Rivers fan!
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Except s/he has children with Barack (unless you don't believe that and want to see a DNA test).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_of_Barack_Obama

So you're admitting that trans women (or "men in drag") can have kids now? So men can get pregnant? That's pretty woke of you. 🤔
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The Manchurian "Family"
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In the first place, f**kface, don't put words in my mouth. That's not what I said, and you f**kin' well know it. So f**k you on that. In the second place, NO, I don't think the kids are theirs - at least HE didn't give birth to them. And I say that for two reasons - men can't get pregnant, and there are NO pictures of her pregnant. NONE. That, plus the kids don't look like either of them. So f**k you, snowflake. Go back to your mommy's basement.
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I'm actually not sure I do know what you mean. If Michelle Obama is a man (in drag), I'm still wondering how she got pregnant. 🤔

So you're claiming they're both biologically male and the kids were adopted or something. Ah, gotcha.

Plenty of famous mothers never publicly share photos of themselves pregnant. You're right: Parental DNA tests should be compulsory for everyone. It's a disgrace. Right now, it's a free-for-all and you can just walk out with anyone's baby and get a free upgrade if you don't like the look of your own. It's worse than the baggage carousel at LA International Airport. LAX security indeed.

And not "looking like" your parents is pretty subjective and hardly unusual. Not everyone looks like a Mini-Me clone of their mom or dad. But I fully agree: they damn well should. Some people's genes aren't pulling their weight and it's just not on. 😤

She claims she had a miscarriage then used IVF to conceive. (Maybe they used a sperm donor? 👀 Or both egg and sperm in their case since we all know Michelle (aka Big Mike) Obama is secretly a man.)

Even if they're not the biological parents (which I don't see any compelling reason to assume, btw, unless it can be conclusively proven otherwise), it's not a crime in the US to adopt children or use surrogates and there is no federal restriction I'm aware of against using sperm/egg donors.

It's also not yet a crime in the US (in all 50 states) to be a gay couple.

Nor is it a crime to be a trans woman.

Nor is it a crime for a man to dress in traditionally "women's clothes" in public. (I think it might be that First Amendment freedom of expression bit the Founding Fathers added in. Those silly people.)

It's not even a crime to be a gay president. (Ikr? How did we come to this? Hopefully Trump can fix this before society goes to the dogs.)

Anyway, I'm awarding you an honorary upvote in recognition of the following (sadly, I can only award a single upvote to cover all three awards so please forgive me):

1. Your literary contributions to the English language
2. Your skilful command of French
3. Your kind compliments regarding my mother's basement. It is really quite comfy, thank you. I'm glad you appreciate it as much as I do. Not everyone does. I even had it specially repainted pink with rainbow flowers and added a snowman disco light on the ceiling that makes it look like it's snowing and looks super cool in the dark.

Thank you for your insightful contribution and it was a pleasure chatting. x
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I'll be brief, a lesson you have yet to learn.

Yes, I believe that "Michelle" Obama is a man, and his name is Mike.
Yes, I believe that their children are adopted because a man can't get pregnant.
End of lesson.
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