Ancient Aliens

See Portugal for an example of this that has worked a bit better. They decriminalized (note: not legalized) all drugs in 2001. Overdose deaths have apparently since dropped by around 70–80%, along with a couple of other things like HIV cases.

Catch: Works much better if you have crazy commie stuff like universal public health care, so might be a little while longer til it comes to the US (not long to go now – just give it a couple of centuries or so and don't forget to sign up to the waiting list next week so you don't miss out).

Also they don't have to worry *quite* as much about crazy Mexican drugs cartels or fentanyl smugglers and other dangerous organized crime syndicates, which is a bit like the modern-day Al Capone in Prohibition 2.0.

(The first one went better than expected, as we all know, just like the war in Afghanistan which was also a resounding success by all accounts and was over before Christmas. So just give it a few more years, some more crop-spraying and raids in Latin America, and a dozen or so more new prisons because the US prison population is at risk of slipping from its global #1 gold trophy spot, and the War on Drugs should finally have achieved its noble goal of saving society from the evils of illicit mind-altering substances.)

Anyway, don't worry, because Trump will fix everything. He always does. #BestPresidentEver

(Just shut up about those fake files and let the man do his job already. You're getting in the way of his genius, you silly people.)

Some states have this option. We also don't need commie style healthcare because we have the poor person system, and we also have tons of non profits paying medical bills. If all that money was effectively used in a system we would still have problems like to many people not enough staff. Take the example of tribal members. Depends on how well the tribe runs it's medical operation in it's community, but still free healthcare for tribal members. Might not be the best healthcare, but it's still health care.