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haha.. another nutsuck gets fired.. maganificent.. | I make $20mil a
year but still NEVER
fixed this disgusting
"ear-thing".. YES; NO; COLB-EAR FINALLY SPEAKS SOME TRUTH:

 CAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE OF MY GROSS EARS GOT ME FIRED? WELL.. IT WAS THAT, AND
MY NONSTOP, 24/7, RELENTLESS
MADE UP BULLSHIT AND FAIRY
TALES ABOUT THE BEST
PRESIDENT WE'VE EVER HAD.. | image tagged in douchebag,retarded liberal protesters,dumb ass | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
52 views 9 upvotes Made by MakingAssholesGeekAgain13 3 weeks ago in politics
5 Comments
3 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Unfortunately, Colbert was never fact checked. He should have been canned a long, long, long time ago.
1 up, 1w
I'm beyond embarrassed to even breathe the same air as these totally head to toe corrupt lying election fraud guy's in girls sports let's chop up and mutilate little children and force them to keep their parents in the dark let the murderers and criminals in and keep them free no matter what they do im offended by everything but myself and I'm the most offensive thing here Trump hating fairy tale fake news conniving blame shifting inept pseudo scumbag left wing lowlife lower class loser lap dog plandemicRAT antiscamerican pieces of shit like this clown. I'm not bitter..
2 ups, 3w
Actually, I think it's Trump that he goes on about all the time. Whenever he does mention Obama, it's usually neutral or complimentary.
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Colbert is deaf in his right ear. From what I understand, he had a tumor as a kid, and surgery to remove the perforated eardrum resulted in his becoming permanently deaf in that ear. That's why it looks misshapen.

He could probably afford to have his gross ear reconstructed with plastic surgery, yes (especially given his gross salary), but he chooses not to and I believe he says it's part of his identity or something. He's also apparently a born-again Catholic and quite religious, albeit pretty outspoken. Apart from the childhood partial deafness, he lost his father and two brothers in a plane crash when he was 10 and had an atheist phase (who can blame him?). Then apparently refound his faith in his 20s.

So yes, he could arguably "fix" his ear to look prettier for the more discerning cultured viewers among us who still actually value aesthetic beauty and upholding societal standards, and maybe he would have done in a more enlightened world.

But, alas, perhaps he wasn't encouraged to enough, because tragically there are still quite a few unhinged weirdos out there who don't seem to mind (especially the religious types who follow the bizarre ancient teachings of some broke itinerant preacher from Nazareth rather than the sensible spiritual teachings of a huge-ly successful political figure, beautiful-ly gifted motivational speaker and tremendous-ly shrewd businessman), and who stubbornly continue to judge both themselves and others more by meaningless superficial qualities like their character, personality, actions and values rather than *truly important* things like whether they have facial or bodily disfigurements that are actually as deep as your skin... 😑

What can you do, eh? I guess all we can do is pray that one day their hearts, minds, eyes and, of course, ears will be opened in this fallen world of ours. 🙏
0 ups, 1w
Lol look man he should've fixed it. Always bothered me. Now add that he's a punk ass blame shifting Trump did it ignorant corrupt lying fairy tale election fraud supporting lowlife loser who Def shouldn't still be on the air at all he's less then worthless.. he could've fixed the one thing he had control over.. tv host.. come on man lol
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    I make $20mil a year but still NEVER fixed this disgusting "ear-thing".. YES; NO; COLB-EAR FINALLY SPEAKS SOME TRUTH: CAN YOU TELL WHICH ONE OF MY GROSS EARS GOT ME FIRED? WELL.. IT WAS THAT, AND MY NONSTOP, 24/7, RELENTLESS MADE UP BULLSHIT AND FAIRY TALES ABOUT THE BEST PRESIDENT WE'VE EVER HAD..