The reason he's missing chunks of his tail is that he got into a nasty bar fight a few months ago.

Oh it's actually a feature of all shark ASCII-oids

He eats glass like potato chips

He can do sure

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CANON!

he goons

In galactic groove it was kinda semi-planned like there are a few jokes referencing it but it's mainly up to audience speculation

so yes

yes.

Already (sorta) was

😭

im so smart i can see into the past

he cums when he listens to Thundercat

Hmm.. nah

in 1967 he ran over a child while driving a stolen car and never got caught

Zap is 22 in the events of galactic groove (which takes place in 2002)

He drank 948 litres of mercury

He technically could if he wanted but he would have to drink only a little at a time

ASCII-oids can drink mercury tho like it's water, however water is the main preferred drink for ASCII-oids cuz it hydrates them

He used to have 6 toes at birth but lost 3 on each foot in a freak toothbrushing incident

Don’t brush your teeth, kids.

Oh ASCII-oids naturally have 3 toes lmao, they make steps silent because the lower portion acts like a kind of cushion if they just stand on their toes, kinda like really optimized invisible paw pads

Good headcanon tho

He is deadly afraid of icicles

Zap actually eats icicles off of cars whenever it's cold out

I based it off the fact my little brother likes eating the gasoline tainted icicles off of cars in the winter

Damn you thought of everything

Okay uhhhhhh Zap didn’t have a middle name and felt left out because of it so he pretended that “Fair” was his middle name

Zap actually has a middle name 💔

F**K

Okay uhhhhhh

Zap… eats only the popsicle stick and not the popsicle

Already half canon

He eats the entire Popsicle and the stick

I’m not giving up until I find something specific enough you haven’t thought of

When Zap was 14 he got into a car crash because the other guy was doing the viral “Driving while upside down with a cock in my mouth” challenge. He broke his arm but recovered 4 days later because he jerked off so hard it snapped back in place.

NO

Okay well

Zap is umm

A big fan of Clown shows

Not really

When Zap was 8 he somehow downloaded thousands of classified documents that could get him killed and has somehow gone unnoticed

He still reads them when bored to this day

Classified gov documents? HELL YEAH!

*excuse me what the actual fu‍ck .mp3*

So is it canon

he has a password-protected cp (child porn) folder on his computer but he forgot its password so he can't watch or share them

No