WOAH IF IT ISN’T A [[Lightner]]
HEYEYEYEYEYYEY
LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE [[All Alone On A Summer Night]]
YOUR FRIENDS [[Abandoned]] YOU FOR THE [[Slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES GONE DOWN THE [[Drain? Drain?]]
LIVING IN A GOSH-[[$&@#]] GARBAGE CAN???
NYEH-HAHAHAHA!!!! MY FRIEND, EITHER YOU’RE [[Closing Your Eyes]] TO [[Savings]] YOU DO NOT WISH TO [[Acknowledge]] OR YOU ARE UNAWARE OF THE CALIBER OF [[Discounts]] MADE POSSIBLE BY THE PRESENCE OF A [[Heart-Shaped Object]] IN YOUR COMMUNITY
(Sorry for any mistakes, this was all done by memory)