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All hail! | "Lord our God, the great, praised and incomprehensible, whose height of divinity is immeasurable, unto you I pray. I, the unworthy, beg the height of your compassion, hear me and make this attempt and the work I want to do, to be highly effective. I conjure you, most valorous and most beneficial Jupiter, by the immeasurable ankle of God, do not disobey me." | image tagged in god,deus,jupiter,zeus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
46 views 4 upvotes Made by Silly_Memeus 20 hours ago in MS_memer_group
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My god is Hitler
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I'm sure I would have found that hysterical... If I was an 11 year old who thinks dark humour is the peak of wit.
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Almighty Zeus has sent a warrior to safeguard us! 🥳🎉 Praise be unto Zeus! 🥰
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Nah I don’t really feel like it | image tagged in nah i don t really feel like it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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sybau
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It's 2025 and we still tryna summon Greek gods 🥀
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You mean the only ones who are real? Yes.
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How tf do u know which ones are real or not
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Because only the Greek pantheon has ever actually communicated with me or accepted my offerings in return for divine assistance.
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Ever heard of Satan? The guy who can disguise himself as false gods and angels to trick humans into worshipping those false deities.
1 up, 18h,
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Satan? You mean Hades? Naw Hades is chill.

For shapeshifting manipulators you're thinking of Athena.

I dont recognise or worship the Abrahamic deities you'll have to keep it polytheistic if you want to relate it to me.
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Satan literally tricked Adam and Eve into eating from the tree of knowledge by transforming into a serpent.

And when the angels came to earth to hunt him down, he transformed into a crow to hide from them.
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Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

And then along came Zeus!

He hurled his thunderbolt-He zapped Locked those suckers in a vault-They're trapped And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.

Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth!
That's the gospel truth.

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The son of the Titan Cronos, his youngest to his wife Rhea, overthrew his father and out of chaos the gods brought order.

Cronos tried to swallow baby Zeus.
But in the end Zeus made Cronos swallow his own pride.
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"Lord our God, the great, praised and incomprehensible, whose height of divinity is immeasurable, unto you I pray. I, the unworthy, beg the height of your compassion, hear me and make this attempt and the work I want to do, to be highly effective. I conjure you, most valorous and most beneficial Jupiter, by the immeasurable ankle of God, do not disobey me."