Lisa Simpson's Presentation

But, they won’t leave. They’ll use the money to mutilate their genitals before ever considering leaving America.

Yes, sure they will. That's just what leftists do. Mutilate their genitals.

Honestly, I want the money to take enough drugs to enter: MerryPranksterWorld

And experience a new mindbending reality I never imagined possible.

Dude, whatever you're smoking, I want it NOW dammit.

Give it to me now you bastard. I want it now.

Actually, they don't mutilate their genitals. You are 100% correct.

They try to mutilate the genitals of little kids, without telling their parents.

You don't need drugs. Because flipmymemeWorld is a psychedelic enough place as it is.