Wtf was i high on yesterday

No, your one butt cheek would act like a trapdoor/flap. You know how doggy doors open upwards when the dog goes through? Like that

Oh...

hear me out
it balloons out as it stores poop and then over time it leaks out of your pores playdoh-style

STOP

it would make your ass some kind of balloon made of skin filled with shit

True

I'm krilling my shelves

Good grief

I'm taking a break from krilling my shelves, almost out of krills

Oh

Spare any krills?

Yes

I have four ass cheeks

Like there’s a horizontal crack too

😭.

man

Woman

$6 shrimp special