its gonna hit the towers

Newgens still be thinking I'm a dude

I released a new product known as the "ski buddy" for people who have to ski alone when they have to go outside because they're tired of the cat mewing, or if they have a sick ma and have to ski alone.

There's a new model called the "HAWK-2A" and you can name it Adrian and have it explain your friend group

It runs on mangoes, and it can even diSTILL water

It's size is MASSIVE. And it's all for the cheap price of $6.7, and it has a feature where it can style your fair and make it have less fRIZZ, and when you get several ski buddies together and give them a clock, you can create a "tick tock frizz party"

It also has a feature where it can dry out your mouth if needed, and we call it the "tongue Sahara", and while doing it, it sings "tralala"

It can also transform into a "Gee-yacht"

It can also be a total goon at some times. unfortunately, we are still trying to patch the bug that we have codenamed "GOONING"

And if you give one a confused box fan and give it to the IRS, you can unlock a "fan umm tax"

More people should BUY MY PRODUCT

"Yknow what else is massive..?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

my most popular post is back from when i thought bullying furries was cool

i think imgflip.com/user/imgflip is cool

i dunno

I’m not a woman

the only reason i got that amount of points and follows was from an upvotebegging-ish image

my dih is massive

"Yknow what else is massive..?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

my dih