Fukushima FML

You do realize that Fukushima is in Japan, right?

Yes, I was making a comparison. If the nuclear stuff is blown up, someone’s got to contain it. Can’t let the next Godzilla be born.

You realize that Godzilla s just a cheesy movie, right?

Wha?

godzilla is a f**king MASTERPIECE

Back in the 90s when they were coming out with some new CGI Godzilla, I practice doing the old timey Godzilla roar and that bouncy Godzilla step. Nobody got to witness me doing that walk (thank goodness), but I did do the Godzilla call to somebody over the phone.
She knew me well so she was prepared for the cringe.

Yeah, way back in the early 1950’s.
It’s extremely dated.

Doesn't get the Fukushima point, but that takes the Godzilla point too seriously. Like you didn't know where Fukushima was but believed Godzilla was real.

I get it when people can’t follow my logic cause it’s sometimes a stretch or a vague reference. But c’mon folks 🤣

Literally calling you out on the location of Fukushima and that Godzilla wasn't a documentary as if somehow you didn't know and now you're getting busted on it.