The only two characters I'd have a realistic chance of beating would be Aiden and the Snep.
Everyone else would tear me apart. Figureatively and literally.
Me: *has to fight the people I have a crush on in order to date them*
What the title card of the what-would-basically-be boss fight would look like:; The Should-Be-Feared Five; Project_Moon_64
(The guy who made this meme)