I wonder what these crunchy things are

Pieces of my glass dick

who broke your glass dick

I jorked it too hard

shoulda jorked slower
more gracefully

I do it so good my dick thanks me when im done

can it even breathe after you're done with it?

Just enough to gasp and beg me to stop

abusive dick owner

I might have to call DPS on you

"Dont come near me officer or I swear to god I will cut it off, you think I wont? I will, I f**king will"

No

I want it inside me now

That can be arranged...

Me plez

come here.. <3

Bet

Dih

😍😛😛

I ate some

Spire made a funny joke, guys.
Write down the date.

WhT?

I'm going to sex you

oh no

mag safe magnets. very edible

Yummers (nothing happened yet)

8geor8

George

expired thin mints 🥀

Came free in a 'magnetic' charging port????

yeah
they’ve been in there for about 15 centuries

Still don't change them facts that they be yummers

aight but don’t blame me when you get gonorrhea /j

Letter_F

yeah that’s who I am

I know

I believe those are squares.

Yummie