Wild

They also believe a 500-year-old man was capable of building a 1/10th of a mile-long boat by hand.

And was able to gather 12 million animals and their food into said vehicle, live in it for a year, and then disembark and deposit all those animals and plants in their proper locations.

People (including me) tend to forget about the plants.

"Smh, dumb atheists. 500-year-old Noah obviously walked all around the world to collect, dry, and preserve every flower, vegetable, fruit, tree, and nut."

The fact that 60%~ of Americans believe in the flood story is insane to me.

They don’t think. They just believe what they’re told. There’s a reason education tends to pull people away from religion.

lol

"Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years
But who calls dat livin'
when no gal will give in
To no man what's nine hundred years?"

From the Gospel of Porgy and Bess