INSTEAD OF BARACK OR NANCY, NOW IT'S SPECULATED THAT JOE BIDEN'S PUPPET MASTERS WERE A SMALL CADRE OF OBSCURE WHITE-HOUSE INSIDERS HEADED UP BY BOTH JILL AND HUNTER. MAKES SENSE. THOSE FOUR YEARS DID SORT OF RESEMBLE THE FEVERED DREAMS OF A CRACKHEAD SUPERVISED BY A BABY SITTER TURNED FAKE PHD.