WHAT IS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (TDS) YOU ASK? "Hello police? I want to report a crime! President Trump let all the air out of my tire!"; "My girlfriend just dumped me? This is Trump's fault!"; "Thanks to Donald Trump, my cooking tastes worse than usual!"; "Trump made me drink too much last night!"; "Hey mom, well I was just fired. But we both know Trump told them to fire me!"; "You got pregnant at that party last month?!"; "Yeah, but Trump made me do it!"; "That's right officer! Trump made me speed through that school zone!"
