For anyone in a tight financial situation: you could make a mint selling pillow cases with the 2nd amendment printed on one side and the US flag on the other.
HAVE YOU READ THE CONSTITUTION? OF COURSE. I'VE READ IT A BUNCH. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE 3RD, 5TH, OR 14TH AMENDMENTS? WHAT ABOUT THE EMOULUMENTS CLAUSE? GOTTA BE HONEST, I'VE ONLY EVER READ THE 2ND AMENDMENT.