and there I was David Hogg

Ahem, "Covered" is such a polite word
Closet also comes to mind, (among other C words)

compared to the average liberal male, Hogg is ragingly heterosexual.

Both my testes ?
Cosmopolitan, Wine Spritzer, Mojito, or a Shirley Temple

He's a man's man.
Sour apple martini.

Upvoted.

I agree because even for a typical leftist beta-male type he seems to be a tad bit 'light in the loafers'. If he were to go ahead and declare an official gender change, he might be a shoe-in for re-election.