kid named baby zombie villager jockey wearing full enchanted diamond armor, holding an enchanted iron sword in its left hand, and riding a chicken, while wearing a pumpkin

kid named Ancient Ultra-Enchanted Quantum-Phase Netherite-Clad Spectral Wither Skeleton Gladiator-Champion of the Bedrock Depths, Wielder of the Dual-Bladed Infinity Trident of Doomfire and Mild Itching, Wearing Respiration IV Turtle Shell Helm of Eternal Bubbles, Feather-Falling XIV Diamond Bunny Slippers, Lava-Walking Silk-Touch Socks, a Cloak of Invisibility That Only Works on Tuesdays, Covered in Thorns III Cactus Armor Blessed by Steve Himself, Mounted on a Hovering Pig Wearing Aviators, Equipped with a Slightly Bent Crossbow of Unreasonable Knockback and a Potion Belt of Awkwardly-Named Status Effects (Including But Not Limited To: Confusion, Regret, and Uncontrollable Yodeling)

Kid named chicken jockey

By god, this was dangerous for me to stumble across, I almost smiled in class.

Scrolling through MSmg in school is a horrible mistake to make

"When I first came out" when was bro's release date 😭

Modern warfare 2, the old one, bit the trashy new you-must-be-a-discord-mod-level-obese-to-play one

Lmao

kid named swift iron golem from the minecraft movie

kid named T H E N E T H E R

Kid named shulker:

Kid named elder guardian

kid named Wither

kid named Ghastling

kid named axolotl:

kid named piglin

kid named blaze

Goggling

kid named ender drago

kid named illusioner (it never came out so they will amount to nothing)