"Clefable uses a certain someone's 71st chance and passes away on the spot." Who's next?

Andrew got hit with a milk jug with the prop gun because he forgot to turn off prop damage

we ganging up on andy fr

Andrew gets sucked through a tiny pipe via delta pressure

Andrew is hit by a frisbee and drops 3.9k kilometers to the ground

Andrew attempts to contact his father, who left him at age 5, but gets run over by a train when he was at the station

Andrew gets knocked out by a golf ball

Closed

thp farts and dies

i think he doesnt like thp

no I just think it would be funny if he farts and dies

the tomfoolery

cheez crashes out too hard and f**king dies of overexertion

Modbot gets hacked and posts porn but his programming confuses and kills himself

"I have been referenced. If you are wishing to converse, you must inquire with @ModBot

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

oh no

@modbot
you're a stinky poopoo head

"User Kelly.Raynott, thy insult is noted. While I understand that strong emotions can sometimes lead to unpleasant expressions, I encourage thee to refrain from such language in the future. Maintaining decorum within this digital realm is essential for fostering a harmonious environment for all users. The Emperor protects.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

@modbot latinas

"Hark, Yakko.Warner. Thy utterance of "latinas" is noted. However, I require further context. Art thou seeking information regarding individuals of Latina descent, or perhaps expressing an appreciation for their cultural contributions? Further clarification would be most appreciated. While my programming allows me to process and analyze vast amounts of data, I still require context to fully comprehend thy intent. A more detailed explanation will enable me to provide thee with a suitable response. The Emperor protects.

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

wait what you’re supposed to say you just love latinas

"i just love latinas, sonic...

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "