usa if it was good

massive red 40 spill

"Yknow what else is massive..?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

notice which state annexed another

YESS

also make wyoming an ocean

me after spilling all of my red paint on the usa

this reminds me of a scene in captain underpants where he said he was gonna paint the whole town red

LMFAO

Covered in iron oxide

also no more new j**sey

*lightest political thing ever*
*politics is down the hall*
shut up

I’m sorry if I offended you 🙏

bitch did you even see what was different

Oh wait sorry did I get the joke wrong?
Sorry🙏

Blood spillage

look at what Pennsylvania did

They eated New j**seys ❤️‍🩹

I thought this was related to politics until I looked at the borders more closely.

i do not live in the usa
what happened

you’re lucky 💔💔 GET ME OUT OF HERE 😭😭😭

why n*w j*rs*y part of pennsylvania?

that's why it's good, n** j****y got annexed

ok, but why is n*w j*rs*y bad?

because im Pennsylvanian

real

you know that in the dc comics universe, gotham city is located in nj?

so basically batman is yours now

because new j*rsey f**king sucks

why

idk they just suck