LOW ENERGY DON LIES TO THE PRESS, TELLING THEM THAT HE HAD A MEETING WITH CHINA THIS MORNING; Naked? God, I hate this job. I should have stuck to damn beauty pageants. I bet this never happened to Hitler. This is Xi Jinping - leave a message. Donald if that's you, stop lying. You want deal? Like we told you-You run through the streets of Washington naked, screaming " I'm a convicted felon and a loser"...Then we talk.