because we only roast the ones we love *snicker*

Uh huh hold up sure i’ll roast you Hannibal_Lecher, You atheists say “If I can’t see somthing I can’t belive it” well ypu don’t see air yet you breathe it💀🤣

Never attempt humor again

C00l Idc i’ll do what i want to

That's what I said when I switched to anal. Not sure if your mom only pretended to protest or if she really didn't like it, but she took it like a pro either way. And the mixture of cum, blood and shit that oozed out when I was done looked strikingly like your baby picture. Probably just a coincidence.

That joke was more stale than your mom's snatch after the 4th time I blew it out. I have to say though, the second coming was the best. Painted her insides good with that one. And it looks like I still came before Jesus!