Despite all his rage he needs a shower

Never tried to roast, so.....

Bros hairs are so long that even skyscrapers would be surprised
Bros hair look like a dog was taking a diarrhea on his head
Bro never taked a shower for so long that the shower got full covered in rust

Good roasts actually 👍

rage against the washing machine.

only old people understand this (me)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2wsZaivONg

I have never seen a more accurate depiction of a nerve than this guy's hair. That or a very long sh*t.

Bro ain’t got dreads, bro got his barber dreading what his wife finna do to him

Linkedin park is crazy

When bro fell out of a tree his head took the roots woth it

*with
Fudge I ruined the roast

His hair looks like dead coral

Shirt is a W tho 😂

His hair looks like the month old pasta my cat dragged under the couch

They don’t call them “dread”locks for nothing