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Resurrection Inconsistencies

Resurrection Inconsistencies | PASTORS ON EASTER DECIDING WHICH VERSION OF THE "RESURRECTION" THEY WILL USE:; (THE THINGS CHARACTERS SAID ALSO DIFFERED SIGNIFICANTLY) (THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM TO ADD ALL THE INCONSISTENCIES); MATTHEW: MARY M. + MARY CLOSED TOMB ONE ANGEL GUARDS (# NOT SPECIFIED) DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB EARTHQUAKE MEET JESUS WHEN GOING BACK TOLD DISCIPLES; MARK: MARY M. + MARY + SALOME OPEN TOMB ONE ANGEL NO GUARDS ENTERED THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE DID NOT MEET JESUS DID NOT TELL THE DISCIPLES; JOHN: MARY M. OPEN TOMB NO ANGEL NO GUARDS DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE GARDENER JESUS TOLD DISCIPLES BONUS STORY: DOUBTING THOMAS; LUKE: "THE WOMEN" OPEN TOMB TWO ANGELS NO GUARDS ENTERED THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE DID NOT MEET JESUS TOLD DISCIPLES | image tagged in stressed meme,easter,christianity,resurrection,confused,atheism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Hannibal_Lecher
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But that's the beauty of "personal truth": they're ALL correct. It's when they start trying to claim big t Truth or pasting this drivel over "fact" that the problems begin. Yes, people are entitled to their viewpoints. No, they are not entitled to force that viewpoint onto other people. Proof: you don't need to accept this, but I don't need to accept anything you think either. Q.E.D.
Hannibal_Lecher
1 up, 2d
Happy late Easter btw. Regardless of personal beliefs, and with the exception of diabetics, EVERYONE can enjoy chocolate and jelly beans!
Yoinertur
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Different people Different accounts
MrMcMemer
2 ups, 2d
The judge would laugh if these accounts were four witnesses in a courtroom.

This story is the climax of the bible. A story this important to the religion shouldn't be so inconsistent.
Yoinertur
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But same thing
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PASTORS ON EASTER DECIDING WHICH VERSION OF THE "RESURRECTION" THEY WILL USE:; (THE THINGS CHARACTERS SAID ALSO DIFFERED SIGNIFICANTLY) (THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM TO ADD ALL THE INCONSISTENCIES); MATTHEW: MARY M. + MARY CLOSED TOMB ONE ANGEL GUARDS (# NOT SPECIFIED) DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB EARTHQUAKE MEET JESUS WHEN GOING BACK TOLD DISCIPLES; MARK: MARY M. + MARY + SALOME OPEN TOMB ONE ANGEL NO GUARDS ENTERED THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE DID NOT MEET JESUS DID NOT TELL THE DISCIPLES; JOHN: MARY M. OPEN TOMB NO ANGEL NO GUARDS DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE GARDENER JESUS TOLD DISCIPLES BONUS STORY: DOUBTING THOMAS; LUKE: "THE WOMEN" OPEN TOMB TWO ANGELS NO GUARDS ENTERED THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE DID NOT MEET JESUS TOLD DISCIPLES