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Resurrection Inconsistencies

Resurrection Inconsistencies | PASTORS ON EASTER DECIDING WHICH VERSION OF THE "RESURRECTION" THEY WILL USE:; (THE THINGS CHARACTERS SAID ALSO DIFFERED SIGNIFICANTLY)
(THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM TO ADD ALL THE INCONSISTENCIES); MATTHEW:
MARY M. + MARY
CLOSED TOMB
ONE ANGEL 
GUARDS (# NOT SPECIFIED)
DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB
EARTHQUAKE
MEET JESUS WHEN GOING BACK
TOLD DISCIPLES; MARK: 
MARY M. + MARY + SALOME
OPEN TOMB
ONE ANGEL 
NO GUARDS 
ENTERED THE TOMB
NO EARTHQUAKE
DID NOT MEET JESUS
DID NOT TELL THE DISCIPLES; JOHN: 
MARY M. 
OPEN TOMB 
NO ANGEL 
NO GUARDS
DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB
NO EARTHQUAKE
GARDENER JESUS
TOLD DISCIPLES
BONUS STORY: DOUBTING THOMAS; LUKE:
"THE WOMEN"
OPEN TOMB 
TWO ANGELS 
NO GUARDS
ENTERED THE TOMB
NO EARTHQUAKE
DID NOT MEET JESUS
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1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
But that's the beauty of "personal truth": they're ALL correct. It's when they start trying to claim big t Truth or pasting this drivel over "fact" that the problems begin. Yes, people are entitled to their viewpoints. No, they are not entitled to force that viewpoint onto other people. Proof: you don't need to accept this, but I don't need to accept anything you think either. Q.E.D.
1 up, 1mo
Happy late Easter btw. Regardless of personal beliefs, and with the exception of diabetics, EVERYONE can enjoy chocolate and jelly beans!
0 ups, 1mo,
2 replies
Different people Different accounts
2 ups, 1mo
The judge would laugh if these accounts were four witnesses in a courtroom.

This story is the climax of the bible. A story this important to the religion shouldn't be so inconsistent.
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
But same thing
2 ups, 2w
Nope.
The resurrection is like saying someone stole my car. Upon questioning, I say it was a Mexican who walked up and stole it while I was at a gas station. My second story is that two Mexicans drove up in a pickup truck, one jumped out and stole it while I was getting fuel at a gas station. My third story is that a black guy wearing a gray hoodie with three friends stole my car while it was parked at a fast food place next door to a gas station. My fourth story is that a white woman stole my car while I was in a Walmart parking lot and she peeled out of the parking lot while laughing at me.

Which story is the truth? Are any of them true? As an investigator, what is more likely -- that all of them are true or is it more likely that all of them are false? Was there even a car stolen? You can’t say “well the central part of the story is about a stolen car.” NO. Period. The central part of the story is that none of it matches anything and is most likely fiction. And later you discover that I’d been watching a lot of movies about stolen cars and had a vision, uh, err, I mean a dream that my car had been stolen…

Yet Christian apologists say that all the stories are true, they’re just told from different viewpoints. But remember, this is supposedly THE pivotal event of human history … and the most powerful being in the universe is supposedly dictating or revealing or “inspiring” this information to four men, three of whom were supposed witnesses to this pivotal event, and they couldn’t get their stories straight? Remember, ALL these stories were written AFTER Paul had been preaching his faith/grace gospel for 20-40 years … were they written to prop up his visions? The gospels are really just FAN FICTION.
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PASTORS ON EASTER DECIDING WHICH VERSION OF THE "RESURRECTION" THEY WILL USE:; (THE THINGS CHARACTERS SAID ALSO DIFFERED SIGNIFICANTLY) (THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM TO ADD ALL THE INCONSISTENCIES); MATTHEW: MARY M. + MARY CLOSED TOMB ONE ANGEL GUARDS (# NOT SPECIFIED) DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB EARTHQUAKE MEET JESUS WHEN GOING BACK TOLD DISCIPLES; MARK: MARY M. + MARY + SALOME OPEN TOMB ONE ANGEL NO GUARDS ENTERED THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE DID NOT MEET JESUS DID NOT TELL THE DISCIPLES; JOHN: MARY M. OPEN TOMB NO ANGEL NO GUARDS DID NOT ENTER THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE GARDENER JESUS TOLD DISCIPLES BONUS STORY: DOUBTING THOMAS; LUKE: "THE WOMEN" OPEN TOMB TWO ANGELS NO GUARDS ENTERED THE TOMB NO EARTHQUAKE DID NOT MEET JESUS TOLD DISCIPLES