I spotted something new in the Blue Origin Astrotwat saga. How does Bezos explain this?

Nice catch

The correct term is 'Astronots'

*Astrothots

Good one !

She broke her heel.

Haha

In space, no one can hear you scream. If you're not there.

That should meme that.
Now I'm going to spend the next hour and 45 minutes searching for a suitable pic.

Ok what the hell am I not seeing? First one is blurred out and the second one just confuses the shit outta me?? I need to know. This stuff keeps me from sleep don't let me go insane! I'm halfway there already having to suffer breathing the same air as liberal scamdemic-rat losers like these broads the Apollo 11(min) crew

While she’s kissing the ground after exiting the craft, she’s wearing a soft rubber flat soled shoe. While she’s floating around inside the craft, she’s wearing 3” heels.

Excellent, now do it with all the ridiculous space imagery shown throughout history.

You mean astronauts walking in slow motion, even as they go forward? When even when even the confines of the suit, which limits movement, is factored in, they should still be lurching forward,,,

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MAGA...Make Astronauts Great Again.
Lol

I have no idea what I'm doing here.