For legal reasons, this is a joke. I do not promote genocide.

I actually almost said that, but omnicide essentially means extinction of an entire species, which this wouldn't be.

Since I cannot say anything nice I will say nothing at all. Why cannot we all just get along.

I want to reiterate that this is a joke, and I do not promote, condone, or otherwise support mass murder.

Of course. What happened is I made a more outrageous riff. I looked at it -now forgotten- and was dissatisfied with my own language. You're fine.

For legal reasons I cannot say where or what I was doing on September 11th, 2001. On the record I can't say where 47839 people have gone, but off the record I killed, and ate them... allegedly...

JSchlatt, is that you?

nah, I pinned all of my *alleged* crimes on him

edited for clarity

Reading the police’s mind