Youthful Dreams of Space Travel & Fighting Aliens

Calvin has too much energy for his own good.

I don't know if I agree "too much for his own good." He would have likely grown up to be an inventor or architect. Something brainy and creative. Those are qualities we look for in adults...well, Calvin closely resembles their imaginative childhoods.

I'm glad you see a bright future for Calvin. You would be a better parent than I would ever be.

If I was a parent I would get arrested

Arrested for what?

Arson