SELF PROCLAIMED HE-MAN, JD VANCE SHOWS HIS MASCULINITY BY FUMBLING AND BREAKING BUCKEYES' TROPHY; My arms are killing me. How much longer do I have to stand here? Oh God, I've got to go! NOW! NO! NO! It's breaking! Please God, NO! I'm never going to live this down! Why me? WHY? Oh God - the MEMES!!! WHILE HIS BOSS SHOWS HIS OWN MANHOOD BY STRUGGLING TO HOLD 'TREMENDOUSLY HEAVY' FOOTBALL HELMET
