One thing we can all agree on. Though (pardon me for going history mode), the crusaders were jackasses. The ones who fall themselves "crusaders" on imgflip ain't got NOTHING on Emikar of the Rhineland (think that's right), who followed a goose AND a goat he believed to be filled with the Holy Spirit, ate both, and circled back to Germany (never made it to Jerusalem), whilst slaughtering peasants the whole way.