Mario has founded… the Declaration of Independence, the Grimace Egg toy from A Minecraft Movie Meal, that sweet no one knows the name of, A diamond sword from Minecraft, the invincibility leaf from Super Mario 3D Land, the entire Moon of Iapetus for no reason in particular, the Lorulean Triforce, the Positive Autism Test on Luigi’s behalf, the Rock fighting the Paper, A literal Pen Lid, the Heavy Blow Charm from Hollow Knight, A literal Gun, the Imgflip logo, a literal Stikbot head, A literal Lion-Bee, his own Parents, A single and literal V-Buck, some guy who’s called Wraith.