Ron Swanson Dad Jokes

That's what they keep telling me, anyway.

Light pollution is bad

No electricity is bad.

We do need to use less electricity....

Bt not having the supply to met peoples needs.

How many socialist does it take to screw in a lightbuld?
None. The party elites appropriated them all and put them in an offshore account.

If you told a capitalism supporter that having a family is socialism, the end ditch their family. They're probably terrible siblings anyway.

When ideas are more important than people, people suffer.