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4 ups, 4d,
1 reply
Romans chapter 1
Leviticus 18:22
And more
1 up, 4d,
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yea, but since a is for asexual/aromantic, doesn't that mean that it would be accepted
3 ups, 4d,
1 reply
Sure asexism is okay
But if you're gonna put the L and the G and the B and the T and the Q in there than LGBTQIA is overall bad then lol
2 ups, 4d,
2 replies
yes, but what exactly did those people do to become an enemy
1 up, 4d,
1 reply
I guess they let their sexual temptations get the best of them
Having gay desires isnt bad as long as you hate the desire and don't act on it
If you hate it then you'll get better and become straight again
2 ups, 4d,
1 reply
So if you're gay, but don't have sex, then ur cool?
1 up, 4d,
1 reply
Its more than sex ofc
Dating, talking to someone like you're interested in them, holding a dudes hand, kissing, doing something gay is wrong
1 up, 4d,
1 reply
but why? As far as I know, being straight is cool as long as you don't have sex, so why isn't that true for gay people
1 up, 4d,
16 replies
The Bible doesn't condemn straight sex
being gay is a sin simply because the Bible says it is
1 up, 3d,
1 reply
ok, you win
0 ups, 3d
Thanks for having an open mind about it :) that's actually kinda rare
1 up, 4d,
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also if christians can't have blood, then I would rather be atheist
0 ups, 4d
It sounds like it's something that should've been left in the Jewish law lol
Blood doesn't even come by often and 80 years of eating blood doesn't compare to an eternity in paradise...
1 up, 4d,
1 reply
whatever the reason for the red tide, we have sufficient reason to believe it happened and there is no evidence disproving it.
0 ups, 4d
Thats what I said yeah
1 up, 4d,
1 reply
but why?
0 ups, 4d
Not quite sure
He doesn't always tell us the reasons for his laws, such as why women are submissive to men or why eating blood is bad
With lgbt, maybe it's so we can produce children more
1 up, 4d,
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makes sense considering the time when the New Testament was written
0 ups, 4d
Oh yeah people didn't even live that long 😱
1 up, 4d,
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also did you know that historians think that the first recorded red tide, a phenomenon where
red algae flood the water, was in Exodus where God turns the Nile into blood, killing the fish and making the water unfit to drink
1 up, 4d
That sounds like something atheist historians would make up
The Bible says that the water turned to blood right before Pharoahs eyes
0 ups, 4d
*floods
1 up, 4d,
1 reply
also earlier u said asexism isn't bad, but if the reason for people to not be gay is to produce more children, then wouldn't that be bad?
0 ups, 4d
I was just throwing out a suggestion, it's not a sure thing
1 up, 4d,
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you spelled pharaoh wrong
0 ups, 4d
Well whoops
1 up, 4d
fair enough
1 up, 4d,
2 replies
but where is god
1 up, 4d
we can't just assume that he is in some random nebula or something
1 up, 4d
He is sometimes said to have a being, with him having a throne in heaven, but Psalms also tells us that his presence is everywhere. He's omnipresent. Jesus at least is in heaven since he has a being
1 up, 4d,
3 replies
also we can't say that God didn't make some elephant upstream shit in the Nile to start the red tide
0 ups, 3d
It wasn't just the Nile. The water in containers that had already been drawn also turned to blood
0 ups, 4d
also how did this go from sexuality to elephant shit
0 ups, 4d
What 😂
The water changed instantly. And it stank really bad. A little poop in a million gallons of water won't do anything and it's probably normal too
1 up, 4d,
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so God is just a really big ghost with more power than everything else combined when you think about it
1 up, 4d
God can be a bit of a mystery for sure... he has a being while also being omnipresent. He can manifest himself when he wants. And yes he is all-powerful
1 up, 4d,
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who knows how many upstream elephants shat in the river, besides, the red algae only need a bit of fertilizer to kickstart the red tide. dead aquatic life could probably grow it once it got enough of a foothold
1 up, 4d
Cmon bro it was NOT elephants pooping in the river 😭😭😭
0 ups, 4d,
1 reply
shit is shit and shit makes wonderful fertilizer for a growing cloud of algae
1 up, 4d
dude imo that's too absurd to even debate
0 ups, 3d
I don't really care about religion unless it interferes in an argument that actually matters.
0 ups, 4d,
1 reply
also for all we know, God could be a woman
1 up, 4d
God is a FATHER vro
1 up, 3d,
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God made a hierarchy of man should be with woman and they disobey that
0 ups, 3d
How do you know?
2 ups, 3d,
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it says that the union between a man and a woman is holy therefore any sexual or romantic union between a woman and a woman or a man and a man is unholy.
Genesis 2:24
laid out clearly in 1st corinthians 7:2
hebrews 13:4
romans 1:27
leviticus 18:22
it's pretty clearly stated. feel free to ask if there's anything you don't understand or if you have further questions
0 ups, 3d,
1 reply
thanks for the explanation
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
ofc
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Asexual people are therefore fine by those standards
0 ups, 1d,
2 replies
define what you mean by asexual. are you meaning someone who is in a romantic relationship with someone of the same sex, or someone who is simply not interested in a relationship?
0 ups, 24h,
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not interested in a relationship
0 ups, 20h
per that definition, it is fine, so long as it is not used as a scapegoat for immoral sexual acts, or other sin
0 ups, 24h,
1 reply
the former would be homosexual, not asexual
0 ups, 20h,
1 reply
meant to add but not interested in sexual stuff mb
0 ups, 18h
same
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