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4 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Romans chapter 1
Leviticus 18:22
And more
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
yea, but since a is for asexual/aromantic, doesn't that mean that it would be accepted
3 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Sure asexism is okay
But if you're gonna put the L and the G and the B and the T and the Q in there than LGBTQIA is overall bad then lol
2 ups, 2mo,
2 replies
yes, but what exactly did those people do to become an enemy
1 up, 2mo,
2 replies
I guess they let their sexual temptations get the best of them
Having gay desires isnt bad as long as you hate the desire and don't act on it
If you hate it then you'll get better and become straight again
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
So if you're gay, but don't have sex, then ur cool?
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
Its more than sex ofc
Dating, talking to someone like you're interested in them, holding a dudes hand, kissing, doing something gay is wrong
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
but why? As far as I know, being straight is cool as long as you don't have sex, so why isn't that true for gay people
1 up, 2mo,
16 replies
The Bible doesn't condemn straight sex
being gay is a sin simply because the Bible says it is
1 up, 2mo
fair enough
1 up, 2mo,
2 replies
but where is god
1 up, 2mo
He is sometimes said to have a being, with him having a throne in heaven, but Psalms also tells us that his presence is everywhere. He's omnipresent. Jesus at least is in heaven since he has a being
1 up, 2mo
we can't just assume that he is in some random nebula or something
1 up, 2mo,
3 replies
also we can't say that God didn't make some elephant upstream shit in the Nile to start the red tide
1 up, 2mo
also how did this go from sexuality to elephant shit
0 ups, 2mo
It wasn't just the Nile. The water in containers that had already been drawn also turned to blood
0 ups, 2mo
What 😂
The water changed instantly. And it stank really bad. A little poop in a million gallons of water won't do anything and it's probably normal too
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
so God is just a really big ghost with more power than everything else combined when you think about it
1 up, 2mo
God can be a bit of a mystery for sure... he has a being while also being omnipresent. He can manifest himself when he wants. And yes he is all-powerful
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
who knows how many upstream elephants shat in the river, besides, the red algae only need a bit of fertilizer to kickstart the red tide. dead aquatic life could probably grow it once it got enough of a foothold
1 up, 2mo
Cmon bro it was NOT elephants pooping in the river 😭😭😭
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
also if christians can't have blood, then I would rather be atheist
0 ups, 2mo
It sounds like it's something that should've been left in the Jewish law lol
Blood doesn't even come by often and 80 years of eating blood doesn't compare to an eternity in paradise...
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
whatever the reason for the red tide, we have sufficient reason to believe it happened and there is no evidence disproving it.
0 ups, 2mo
Thats what I said yeah
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
ok, you win
0 ups, 2mo
Thanks for having an open mind about it :) that's actually kinda rare
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
but why?
0 ups, 2mo
Not quite sure
He doesn't always tell us the reasons for his laws, such as why women are submissive to men or why eating blood is bad
With lgbt, maybe it's so we can produce children more
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
makes sense considering the time when the New Testament was written
0 ups, 2mo
Oh yeah people didn't even live that long 😱
1 up, 2mo,
2 replies
also did you know that historians think that the first recorded red tide, a phenomenon where
red algae flood the water, was in Exodus where God turns the Nile into blood, killing the fish and making the water unfit to drink
1 up, 2mo
That sounds like something atheist historians would make up
The Bible says that the water turned to blood right before Pharoahs eyes
0 ups, 2mo
*floods
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
you spelled pharaoh wrong
0 ups, 2mo
Well whoops
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
also earlier u said asexism isn't bad, but if the reason for people to not be gay is to produce more children, then wouldn't that be bad?
0 ups, 2mo
I was just throwing out a suggestion, it's not a sure thing
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
shit is shit and shit makes wonderful fertilizer for a growing cloud of algae
1 up, 2mo
dude imo that's too absurd to even debate
0 ups, 2mo
I don't really care about religion unless it interferes in an argument that actually matters.
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
also for all we know, God could be a woman
1 up, 2mo
God is a FATHER vro
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
NOT HOW IT WORKS
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
What
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
You cant just hate a desire. Even if you do, you wont stop being gay. You'll just hate yourself.
0 ups, 2mo,
10 replies
If you want it, and you pray for it, God will help you work it out
Paul himself said he has desires that he hates. He always wants to do what'd good but only does what's bad, he said
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
I may disagree with most christian things but i just think jesus was a really good guy with good principles as far as i know
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah, but miracles and raising from the dead? He's GOD bro
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
awww
please can you permaban me
0 ups, 2mo
noperz
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
those stories were probably mangled by the centuries
0 ups, 2mo
Nope
Every translator doesn't translate the newest version of of the Bible. They translate the oldest version every single time
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
WHY AM I MEANT TO TRUST A TWO MILLENIA OLD BOOK
PEOPLE BACK THEN WERE CRAZY
0 ups, 2mo
Because it isn't based on current events, it's based on principles. Kinda like the Constitution. And principles never die
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
Ohhhh. So you're an idiot christian, not a smart one. Well, in that case, you're a lost cause. I feel bad for you and hope you get yourself out of your hole, because I used to look up to you.
0 ups, 2mo
Did you even come here to debate? Because all you're doing is making up insults. That's not smart
0 ups, 2mo,
2 replies
No, 5 years. this is my third acount. my second is technically still there. my first is long gone. Anyway, its 12:00 am, and yeah, I exited this debate partly because I cannot think properly at 12:00 am and will not want to debate in the morning. My permaban, please?
(P.S Back to the lgbtq topic: Just let ppl live their lives, it doesnt hurt you)
0 ups, 2mo
Dude my permabans are only for the most annoying spammers lol
I've only ever permabanned 1 person and that's ShadowRatAndShadowCat
0 ups, 2mo
One of these days, my friend, you will see that, one, being up at 12:00am is not a good idea, second, someone might get real, real angry at you n the very, very close future
0 ups, 2mo,
2 replies
I insult you because you cannot see reasoning. If I cannot reason, I insult, as you are already lost.
0 ups, 2mo
Youre just being annoying. I've seen this kind of escape so many times. I reasoned, you say I didn't reason, and you run away
And you've been here for 2 years 😶
0 ups, 2mo
Like the reasoning is RIGHT HERE where I sourced SCRIPTURE
0 ups, 2mo
I initially wanted to debate. But then I realised you're one of THOSE christians. I have been on this website for 5 years. I know when somebody cannot be reasoned with. Farewell, and may you permaban me on my way out? I never want to see people like you again.
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
fym? did you get a basic education? Humans are no less animal than a cat or a dog. We are animals. Let me guess, you dont believe in science?
0 ups, 2mo
As I said above, I'm not an evolutionist. I'm a Christain. God made the animals as helpers of people. For food, to help work, ect. He gave us instructions to rule over them. We're the only species who were made in gods image, made to worship him, made to work... we're the center of His creation
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
You know what I say? Bull. Shit. Homosexuality is found in nature.
0 ups, 2mo
Yeah people love to say that... it sounds kinda helpless because we are not animals
1 up, 2mo,
1 reply
God made a hierarchy of man should be with woman and they disobey that
0 ups, 2mo
How do you know?
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