SHE IS SIXTEEN

Whyd I approve this

Good boy

Wag your tail for me

That's what the ladies call it down there 🥱

she's 16 canonically

She is? (I don’t have character ages memorized) she look like she’s in her early twenties

real

No she's 16 you can look it up

Why would I look that up? I'd end up on a bloody government watchlist.

Google search: how old is Hatsune Miku

shes sixteen?

Yup

thought she was mid twenties
she looks a little old for 16 tbh

missed opportunity

Yo that's even better.

she's also technically married

To who

As the song goes: "certified lover boy, certified pedophile"

Ah fudge

Certified pedophile

well they got married in 2018 and she was created in 2007 so she was 12 when they got married and now she's technically 18, but if we go by her preset age then, today she'd be 34

Dude I still said it was weird

still weird tho

Yeah

lets cut his balls off

not to be annoying, but miku doesn't have a canon age. people can headcanon her as any age they want to. she's not neccessarily 16.

Yeah it's just that the creators based her off the age of 16

Not Flick7 getting jealous of anime tiddies 💀💀

SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY TITTIES SHES 16

Micro tiddies

NO SHE DOESENT
SHE'S FLAT AF

MICRO TIDDIES

shes as flat as a man

MAN TIDDIES

f**k it

WE DONT HAVE BOOBS

BRO WE TRADED TITTIES FOR MASSIVE BALLS
WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S HARDER TO SCARE A 34 YEAR OLD MAN THAN A WOMAN OF THE SAME AGE

BECAUSE IF YOU TRY TO SCARE THEM THEY GET HARD

"Someone say "balls"? ✂✂✂

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uh oh

-w-o-u-l-d-

how old are you

I’m not gonna say anything other than under 18

miku is slightly older than me

miku is cute :3

smash