NYEH HEHE HEHHEHEHHEHHEHE HEH E HEH H EH EH H E HEH

Mom’s Spaghetti

OOH, Thats my favorite part of that song about mnms

what did Gaster say before he kicked the bucket? it was... "hey, how far do you think i can kick this bucket?"

STOP IT WITH ALL YOUR PUNS!

Chicken

Ooh, that sounds like something that would go good on spagetti

true tho

(I kinda did this a long time ago too lol) what's a skeletons favorite insturment

the drums

No, its-

WE DONT HAVE LUNGS SANS

also pasta is good with ketchup and pineapple

Lmao

Lmao

if this were pizza I would throw you into the stratosphere

Oh yeah and pizza is really tasty with pine-

-cones lmao

pinecones? really?

Couldn't think of anything else

sleep is when your prefrontal cortex emits melatonin and loses consciousness, and your eyelids close and enter rapid eye movement, and then you dream.

I have no idea what you said, but sans likes stuff like that, SAAAAANNNNSSS! THIS MAN HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!

hey
did you know that the formula to calculate the acceleration of any given object is a = (vf - vi) / t

sans said he likes sci-fi, especially when its real!

Did you know sans enjoys looking at papyrus x (insert character here) comic dubs

What's that? but it has my name in it so it sound cool!

O no

what is your opinion on the infinitely growing universe theory

wha-what?

Google it

you guys have the undernet

or use anohther browsing software

*sniff sniff* hmmm... smells like a new user, hi there new user i am Darth_sans

He’s not new here

hey, ive been on imgflp, a LOT longer than u

Your smell is wrong lmao

he is not new

(sorry not a new user) Sorry my little friend, but it appears you are wrong

HES BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS NOW

Damn

:/

Sans! Sans! Wake up!
What... What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world
Really? And you got a bone to pick wit'im?
No time for puns!
Come on, that was a real rib-tickler, ayy
Ugh! Enough!
Alright, here we go again
Welcome to the Underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it, Sans? No time for banter
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
You're just lazy and apathetic
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day, we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile! That was very... clever
Heh, thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the Underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of love?
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the creepypasta is ready
Stop it, Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Someday, I'll join the Royal Guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard?
Look, if I'm being honest
My brother ain't nothin' but harmless
I know you and all that you want
You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
The deeper you go, the messier it gets
If I had it my way, you'd already be dead
Kidding, if you couldn't tell
I get so bored, I amuse myself
Down here in the Underground
You're all alone
We wanted to tell you now
You're kinda boned
If you survive

SAAANS! I'M SCARED!!

Why do you wear an awesome Halloween costume everywhere?

Because it makes me look cool!

Fair enough.