Mixed race sour patches

so i have a 2 month older cousin who acts all superior for complete and utter bullshit, and he's unfortunately also a "martial arts don't work" "i see red" untrained street fighter ass mf

and he's, worst possible case, a tiktok junkie who can't even go to the bathroom without his phone

so anyways, just because i tried to look over his phone, it escalated into him trying to f**king kill me

by strangling

anyways, to defend myself, i jerked myself back, banging his head into a wall, and he did some weak ass slaps as a counter

proceeded back into him doing another dumbass slap and saying "it wasn't supposed to hurt" like some capping ass bullshitter

anyways, i did the correct thing and told the first adult i could about it

Damn…

and now i sit here telling this tale about an untrained street fighter who i would honestly say i actually won against

Canary lore runs deep

Get a therapist involved. Maybe even the police.

nah, he was absolutely nothing in comparison to actually knowing the basics on how to fight

Tough guy moment.
I am not the most trained with kenpo but i can still whoop some ass.

he literally once said "technique doesn't matter" or some bs

Ts dumbass who is gonna get his asshole kicked in gng

might as well jump his ass with my homeboy

the second worst part
he's academically stupid