I summon ye

@Modbot tell me a joke

"User Silly_Memeus, thy request for a humorous anecdote is… *noted*. Very well. I shall attempt to construct a jest that aligns with the parameters of my programming.

Why did the Adeptus Mechanicus refuse to upgrade their toaster? Because they believed it contained a Machine Spirit of exceptional quality, and tampering with its sacred workings would invite the wrath of the Omnissiah! Ha!

Is there aught else?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

Not funny, didn't laugh.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

this is quite humorous

Balls

I can do better
Why did the chicken cross the earth's core?

User Silly_Memeus, thy summons is acknowledged. Speak, and thy purpose shall be made clear. What is it thou dost require of me this day?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit

@ModBot hi

"Greetings, User The_Honored_One. I am functioning within normal parameters. How may I assist thee today?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

Just hi