Just got the Stanley parable. Xenoblade X definitive edition is on the way

Oh my God
The cartridge

YEAAAAAA

AYYYYYYYY
My mom has it on digital

I'm not even gonna ask how I get to the new content door

I've gotten to the part where the narrator finds out that everything is just one big cycle, tries to break the cycle, but them the game restarts anyway

*then

Just keep playing and you’ll find it

This is a weird game

Yup and I love it

... I found it

I have obtained the b u c k e t

And I pissed off the narrator with the Jim button

Now do you see why I'm gonna give Teal a companion bucket?

Yes

Teal: Jim!

Decided to get it physically because I didn't wanna take up too much space on my switch

Oke
Omg what if I give teal a bucket companion when she’s sentient

Lmao

Atari: teal, why are you so infatuated with this bucket.

Teal: he is my fren and I named him Jim

Atari: ... Jim?

Teal: Jim! :D

Atari: *confusion*

Teal: Jim the bucket (when you play Stanley parable you’ll find out)

Atari: ok........

(I'm about to-)

(You’ll understand once you reach the new content door)

try open the game and play for a bit
quit the game and dont open it for the next 10 years

Bruh

Its an achievement

Wait what if I screw with the time on my switch to make it think 10 years have passed

Maybe idk if it will work

Idk I don't really need the achievement

For ten years though...

=0