Pyro Announcement template (thanks del)

Check for rabies

You got yourself a good one

was it playful or aggressive

bite her back but softly
she’ll probably like it

This may or may not occur again, depending on how she is

If it broke the skin and you are bleeding, GO TO A HOSPITAL, a human bite can kill you.

seriously..?

Pretty damn sure that a human bite deep enough can give you infections that could probably kill you. (I may be a bit inaccurate so do your own research)

Only one way to find out (bites five year old)

moan

Stare at her without saying anything for a while
Then bite her back

Don't

But do

NOT

Kidding
Do it

Or not