You understand, American Viking…
The guy was a closeted LEFTY FREAK. I mean, LEFTY CELEBRATES THAT kind of freak, ya? Y’all can call your LEFTY pedo-lovin’ Judge, get him exonerated. Then you can put him on a pedestal, call him a hero. Make a new statue of him — Honorary LEFTY.
THEN…. round out the day by gathering up all the LEFTY TERRORISTS, & go out to torch a couple of Tesla dealerships… shoot out the tires & windows of stray Teslas on the street.
A good day in LEFTY BIZARRO WORLD